It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money. ~Elinor Goulding Smith
A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase. ~Author Unknown
Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful. ~Charles Osgood
There comes a time when a woman needs to stop thinking about her looks and focus her energies on raising her children. This time comes at the moment of conception. A child needs a role model, not a supermodel. ~Astrid Alauda, on the "hot mom" trend
Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other. ~Ed Howe
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. ~Leo J. Burke
Babies are such a nice way to start people. ~Don Herrold
Every baby needs a lap. ~Henry Robin
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for a horn and make loud "snort" noises.) I don't know why parents don't do this more often. Usually it makes the kid laugh. Sometimes it sends him into shock. Either way it quiets him down. If you're a parent, acting like a rhino has another advantage. Keep it up until the kid is a teenager and he definitely won't have his friends hanging around your house all the time. ~P.J. O'Rourke
When babies look beyond you and giggle, maybe they're seeing angels. ~Quoted in The Angels' Little Instruction Book by Eileen Elias Freeman, 1994
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson, 1894
A baby is a blank cheque made payable to the human race. ~Barbara Christine Seifert
One of the most obvious results of having a baby around the house is to turn two good people into complete idiots who probably wouldn't have been much worse than mere imbeciles without it. ~Georges Courteline, La Philosophie de Georges Courteline
It was the tiniest thing I ever decided to put my whole life into. ~Terri Guillemets
God's interest in the human race is nowhere better evinced than in obstetrics. ~Martin H. Fischer
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. ~Carl Sandburg
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland. ~Dave Barry
CUTE BABY POEMS, POEMS FOR CHILDREN, POEMS ON BABIES, CHILD POEMS, CHILDREN'S POEMS.
BABY POEMS ...
Babies are Angels that fly to the earth,
their wings disappear at the time of their birth
one look in their eyes and we're never the same
They're part of us now and that part has a name
That part is your heart and a bond that won't sever
our Babies are Angels, we love them forever.
~Unknown~
Two tiny feet That wave in the air Two tiny hands That tug at your hair Cute bottom for patting Adorable face A bundle of joy To love and embrace
Precious one, So small, So sweet
Dancing in on angel feet Straight from Heaven's brightest star
What a miracle you are!
When a baby enters this world, into your life A baby can make you forget your worries and strife. It really doesn't matter whether it's a girl or a boy A baby will melt your heart and bring you joy! So shower a baby with love, every single day. Show a baby you truly care- there's so many ways. For with a blink of an eye, time will fly out the door- and your precious baby, won't be a baby anymore!!
A Baby is . . .
A baby is cuddles and tickles on toes, the sweet scent of powder, a kiss on the nose! A baby is teddy bears, rattles, and pins, meals at ...giggles and grins.
Submitted by Sachi Khatri. - Thanks Sachi !
Welcome New Baby Poems - A Prayer for my cute baby to God
Little baby on the way, Getting bigger every day, Kicking mommy here and there, God please listen to our prayer.
Keep our baby safe and strong, Let his time with us be long, Help us teach him right form wrong, And we shall praise thee all day long.
This little on, though not yet here, Is loved so much, has grown quite dear. Delivery time is growing near, That's why we pray our plea you'll hear.
Please help up Lord, we pray to Thee With thankful heart, on bended knee, To raise this child that he might be, A happy child because of me. -Tina Greenfield
New Baby Poems : A Baby is a Miracle
This little tiny baby Was sent from God above To fill our hearts with happiness And touch our lives with love He must have known We'd give our all And always do our best To give our precious baby love And be grateful and so blessed
Poems and quotes for baby memory book :
FINGERPRINTS.
Sometimes you get discouraged, because I am so small And leave my little fingerprints On furniture and walls. But everyday I'm growing And soon will be so tall That all these little fingerprints Will be difficult to recall. So here's a little handprint That you can put away So you will know how my fingers looked On this special day.
~Author Unknown~
MY DEAR CHILD.
You are the poem I dreamed of writing the masterpiece I longed to paint. You are the shining star I reached for In my ever hopeful quest for life fulfilled.. You are my child. Now with all things I am blessed.
~Author Unknown~
IF A CHILD....
If a child lives with criticism, he learns to condemn. If a child lives with hostility, he learns to fight. If a child lives with ridicule, he learns to be shy. If a child lives with shame, he learns to feel guilty. If a child lives with tolerance, he learns to be patient. If a child lives with encouragement, he learns confidence. If a child lives with praise, he learns to appreciate. If a child lives with fairness, he learns justice. If a child lives with security, he learns to have faith. If a child lives with approval, he learns to like himself. If a child lives with acceptance and friendship, He learns to find love in the world.
--Author Unknown
HEAVEN'S NURSERY
In Heaven there must surely be A special place, a nursery Where ' little spirits ' not fully grown Go to live in their Heavenly home.
The Sweetest Gift
One day a mother went to a prison To see an erring but precious son. She told the warden how much she loved him. It did not matter what he had done.
She did not bring to him a parole or pardon free. Brought no gold, no pomp or style to see. It was a halo bright, sent down from heaven's light, The sweetest gift -- a mother's smile.
She left a smile you can remember. She's gone to heaven, from heartaches free. Those walls around you could never change her. You were her baby, and 'ere will be.
BABY SHOWER POEMS :
Before you were conceived, I wanted you Before you were born, I loved you Before you were here an hour, I would die for you This is the miracle of love. -Maureen Hawkins