Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. ~Ernestine Ulmer
I doubt whether the world holds for anyone a more soul-stirring surprise than the first adventure with ice cream. ~Heywood Broun
Research tells us fourteen out of any ten individuals likes chocolate. ~Sandra Boynton
I want to have a good body, but not as much as I want dessert. ~Jason Love
Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos. ~Don Kardong
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! ~Author Unknown
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who love chocolate, and communists. ~Leslie Moak Murray
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. ~Jim Davis, "Garfield"
Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate! ~Author Unknown
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. ~Carl Sagan
Ice cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal. ~Voltaire
Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. ~Judith Olney
A boy doesn't have to go to war to be a hero; he can say he doesn't like pie when he sees there isn't enough to go around. ~E.W. Howe
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. ~Judith Viorst
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. ~Fernando Pessoa
I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts. ~Graham Kerr
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. ~Jim Fiebig
Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. ~Lora Brody
Cookies are made of butter and love. ~Norwegian Proverb
There are four basic food groups: milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, and chocolate truffles. ~Author Unknown
Self-discipline implies some unpleasant things to me, including staying away from chocolate and keeping my hands out of women's pants. ~Oleg Kiselev
'Twill make old women young and fresh,
Create new motions of the flesh.
And cause them long for you know what,
If they but taste of chocolate.
~James Wadworth
Fruit only angers my need for chocolate. ~Jason Love
After eating chocolate you feel godlike, as though you can conquer enemies, lead armies, entice lovers. ~Emily Luchetti
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate. That's my philosophy. ~Thornton Wilder
There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate. ~Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers"
Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can. ~Author Unknown
I don't think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to look in at it every little while. ~John Gould
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated. ~Author Unknown
I'd give up chocolate, but I'm no quitter! ~Author Unknown
But I, when I undress me
Each night, upon my knees
Will ask the Lord to bless me
With apple-pie and cheese.
~Eugene Field
The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! ~Terry Moore
If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time at his desk that should have been spent asleep; if his fine spirits have become temporarily dulled; if he finds the air too damp, the minutes too slow, and the atmosphere too heavy to withstand; if he is obsessed by a fixed idea which bars him from any freedom of thought: if he is any of these poor creatures, we say, let him be given a good pint of amber-flavored chocolate... and marvels will be performed. ~Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. ~Truman Capote
We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! ~Charles Schulz
As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate. ~Sandra Boynton
You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make. ~Earl Wilson
My favorite thing in the world is a box of fine European chocolates which is, for sure, better than sex. ~Alicia Silverstone
I don't cry over spilt milk, but a fallen scoop of ice cream is enough to ruin my whole day. ~Terri Guillemets
Once in a young lifetime one should be allowed to have as much sweetness as one can possibly want and hold. ~Judith Olney
Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. ~Jason Love
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. ~Author Unknown
Everyone has a price - mine is chocolate. ~Author Unknown
Ideas should be clear and chocolate thick. Las cosas claras y el chocolate espeso. ~Spanish Proverb
If you are not feeling well, if you have not slept, chocolate will revive you. But you have no chocolate! I think of that again and again! My dear, how will you ever manage? ~Marquise de Sévigné
After about 20 years of marriage, I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of that one. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. ~Mel Gibson, about what women want
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produced some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are. ~Author Unknown
A dessert without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye. ~Anthelme Brillat-Savarin |
